Thursday, March 11, 2010

Entertainment

So I was browsing through the channels today, and as I paused on the BET channel (Black Entertainment Television) I wondered if there would ever be White Entertainment Television, or if that would be considered racist? So the acronyms would be WET which sounds more like a porno channel... of course all the white supremacist rednecks who watched it would probably actually enjoy that part of it. Because really, who else would it appeal to? Then I came to the conclusion that there actually is a channel like that, but it's called CMT, ha ha ha.

So, pet peeve of the day. People who wear sunglasses in buildings. Is there really any better way of saying "I'm a douche bag" or "I'm an arrogant bitch who thinks too much of herself." I mean seriously. I had a couple customers today wearing them. I'm pretty sure it's not sending the message they intended. Of course one was an older lady, and I can overlook that because she probably just forgot she had them on. Which brings me to the fact that I'm really looking forward to old, even though it's still long time away. I know lots of people dread it, but think about it, you really can get away with just about anything. Or as my grandma says "I can fart anywhere, and no one cares!"

I think some of the most embarrassing times in my childhood were when we were out shopping with her and she'd just let one rip. We'd run away as fast as we could. Then she'd "page" us to find us. But my grandma doesn't need a speaker system, oh no. She would simply yell our names across Target (or wherever we were) and I don't care if you were in the back in the bathroom, you HEARD her and came running!

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